I'm a professional chaos creator, but Sarah managed to defeat my best efforts. Even my pet tornado couldn't mess up her cleaning. My house stayed clean for a whole 3 hours - a new record!

As a professional dust bunny investigator, I can confirm that Sarah has eliminated all traces of my suspects. They've either been vacuumed or gone into witness protection. Exceptional work!

I was going to clean my office next year, but Sarah insisted on doing it now. Found three missing PhD students behind my paper stack. They're doing well, by the way.

Sarah spent 30 minutes telling me about her weekend plans, 20 minutes playing with my cat, and somehow still cleaned my entire house better than anyone else in record time. The woman is a mystery!

Visited Sarah's house the other day. Ironic that the cleaning fairy's own castle looks like a tornado hit it. But hey, the cobbler's children have no shoes, right? Still 5 stars for my house though!

Sarah's car looks like she's been living in it for 6 months. Tissues everywhere, random cleaning supplies rolling around. But somehow she shows up to every job with a perfectly organized cleaning kit!

Her cleaning solutions are so natural, my plants grew three sizes after she cleaned. She says they're technically drinkable - but strongly advised against my attempt to make a cocktail with them.

Sarah's the best cleaner in town and the love of my life. But babe, if you're reading this, our bedroom is starting to look like your car. Just saying... Still love you though! ❤️